Archive for July, 2007

Mobile Wish List

Everything is going mobile these days. Phones, text messaging, gaming consoles, your entire music and video collection, calendars, email and internet access can all somehow fit into one pocket-sized device available in 8 different colors to suit your every whim. Microchip implants with direct-to-brain integration, wearable head-up display systems and literal ‘blink of the eye’ commands to do your laundry or wash the dishes seem just around the technological corner! But I’ll wait to purchase the latest iPhone, small and stylish though it may be, until I am convinced it can support the functions I need as a sales executive.

Besides, you see so many people out and about, barely cognizant of their surroundings as they slavishly respond to every incoming email and text message on their wireless device. Who wants to live like that? And more importantly, who wants to be around people who live like that? I doubt there is a person left in America who has been in a movie theater, having dinner at a restaurant, or in the middle of a conversation that hasn’t been interrupted by the incessant beeping and chirping of incoming information.

So where can I get a device that will back up my brain? And then think and act like I would? And still fit in my pocket? Of course, when I’m talking about a Brain Backup™, I’m referring to the bits contributing to the all-important closing and reporting of the sale:

Speaking of wallets, and since I’m fantasizing here, all this should cost me about the same per day as my grande, non-fat, low foam double latte addiction, because with a feature set like I’m dreaming of, this device would be my latest addiction. Or extra appendage. Seriously, can you tape it directly to my brain, because I’m ready to jack-in!

It’s a tall order, I know. I’m still looking for the dream device that can fill all those needs. And maybe teleport me anywhere in the world, so I can avoid my morning commute! But seriously, if you know of a device that meets many or some of the major criteria I’ve talked about, please post a comment about it. I can’t be the first sales executive in the world to dream of this feature set, can I? Am I forgetting anything?

Posted on 6th July 2007
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